
Forbes recently released
its annual "The World's Highest-Paid Celebrities" list for 2015 and, as
expected, it's a Scrooge McDuck money bin of surprises. We had to go for a swim.
The
calculations, based on Forbes own reporting, are a mix of obvious
winners—author James Patterson continues to demand airport attention—and
a few payday twists. We live in a world where Fleetwood Mac made more
in a year than the Rolling Stones. Believe it. Here are a few of the
unexpected highlights:
1. Floyd Mayweather (#1) made a whopping $300 million.
Mayweather made an estimated $180 million in prize money off his recent fight with Manny Pacquiao. That's before pay-per-view tallies. No wonder he can spend $1000 per meal and can drop $500,000 on jewelry in a single afternoon. (Oh, and don't feel bad for Pacquiao—he's number two on Fobres' list, having earned around $160 million in the last year.)
2. Howard Stern (#5) raked in $95 million.
Looks
like Stern is half the reason SiriusXM is still in business. OK, not
exactly half; the company earned around $1.4 billion in 2014. Stern's
contract is estimated at about $80 million a year. Take that and shove
it up your [BLEEP].
3. At a combined $146 million, Taylor Swift (#8) and her man Calvin Harris (#17) out-power couple Beyonce (#29) and Jay-Z (#28).
BeyJey
only made a meager $110.5 million. That's what they get for sticking to
Tidal. Meanwhile, Katy Perry (#3) made more than either couple
combined, bringing in $135 million a year. Left Shark just missed the
list at #101.
4. Garth Brooks (#6) is still a money factory with a $90 million take.
But keep in mind that Chris Gaines brings in half that total.
5. Robert Downey Jr. (#8) a.k.a. Iron Man is still the king of Hollywood, bringing in $80 million.
He's lucky that the failure of The Judge didn't cost him money.
6. Kim Kardashian (#33) bests Jennifer Lawrence (#34).
Kim
reaped an extra half million a year over the Oscar-winning actress' $52
million. Our famous people are not paid based on cultural impact.
7. Rush Limbaugh (#11), conservative idol, made $79 million this year.
Sean Hannity (#89) admired from below, holding off the War on Christmas with only $29 million.
8. Someone paid Dr. Phil (#15) $70 million this year?
Someone paid Dr. Phil $70 million this year. Where's Oprah? We're calling every 1-900 number for emotional support.
9. Judge Judy (#43) tied Vin Diesel (#43).
The Fast and Furious actor
is the biggest movie star to ever hit Facebook. Judy Sheindlin just
forced a guy who defecated on his ex-wife's car to pay her for damages.
They both make $47 million a year.
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